Episode 338: Time Machine and Index Funds
This week we discuss why cloud numbers don’t add up, Oracle buys Cerner and the demise of BlackBerry. Plus, Matt gives advice for keeping up with Web3.
Rundown
Cloud numbers don’t add up
A Look Back at Q3 '21 Public Cloud Software Earnings
Oracle to buy medical records company Cerner in its biggest acquisition ever
Apple hits $3 trillion market cap, becoming first company to hit the mark
If you're clinging to an old BlackBerry, it will officially stop working on Jan. 4
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Enterprise Strategy Blog 2021: Year-End Roundup
Amazon announces broad cloud and AI collaboration with auto giant Stellantis
M&A and VC
Google confirms it acquired cybersecurity specialist Siemplify, reportedly for $500M, to become part of Google Cloud’s Chronicle
Google confirms it acquired cybersecurity specialist Siemplify, reportedly for $500M, to become part of Google Cloud’s Chronicle
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Redpoint Ventures is Launching a Media Operation—And Embracing TikTok
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Crypto
Money in the Metaverse
The Block Unicorn Index
RadioShack goes Crypto
Pay
Google will pay top execs $1 million each after declining to boost workers’ pay
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Apple
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Alexa
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Security
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Misc
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Retailers To Lose $828 Million Of Sales Over Christmas Due To Inaccessible Websites
What’s next for Cloud Foundry
A big video game company enters the metaverse
IBM has restarted attempts to sell its unprofitable Watson Health division
Minecraft as a k8s admin tool
Web3 For and Against
Jack Dorsey says VCs really own Web3 (and Web3 boosters are pretty mad about it)
Nonsense
U Refill Toner | Laser printer cartridge refills you do yourself
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Taco Bell launches taco-a-day subscription program nationwide to drive visits
North Koreans enjoy burritos after paper bizarrely claims Kim Jong-il invented them
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Time Machine and Index Funds
Episode 338
January 7th, 2022
55 mins 35 secs
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About this Episode
This week we discuss why cloud numbers don’t add up, Oracle buys Cerner and the demise of BlackBerry. Plus, Matt gives advice for keeping up with Web3.
Rundown
Relevant to your Interests
- AWS
- M&A and VC
- Crypto
- Pay
- Apple
- Alexa
- Security
- Misc
Nonsense
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