Episode 561: Two Guys and Their Tokens

This week, we discuss AI-assisted COBOL migrations, the OpenClaw Foundation, and AI killing Office. Plus, is TSA PreCheck Touchless the peak of airport efficiency?

Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 561

Runner-up Titles

New’s not good
He knows how to be retired
Let Matt Cook
We don’t have to worry about that Brandon
You’re that guy
The stock market feels reactionary
Siri-Claw
Foundation Washing
Give me life-changing money and I’ll have a better take
Why do I need to pay for power usage?

Rundown

IBM is the latest AI casualty. Shares tank 13% on Anthropic programming language threat
IBM Crashes 11% as Anthropic Threatens COBOL Empire
Mechanical Orchard: Half Baked
OpenClaw, OpenAI and the future
This Is the Biggest Threat to Microsoft Office I've Ever Seen.
LibreOffice Online: a fresh start - TDF Community Blog
Linux 7.0-rc1 Released With Many New Features

Relevant to your Interests

Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway announces it sold 77% of its Amazon
they hacked CSS
The A.I. Disruption We’ve Been Waiting for Has Arrived
YOLO Travel Bookings
This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby
The Death of Spotify: Why Streaming is Minutes Away From Being Obsolete
OpenAI resets spending expectations, tells investors compute target is around $600 billion by 2030
Cloud and AWS cost consultant Duckbill expands to software, raises $7.75M for new Skyway platform
Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums
My smart sleep mask broadcasts users' brainwaves to an open MQTT broker

Nonsense

GE Profile made a smaller version of its nugget ice maker that needs less counter space
TSA PreCheck Touchless ID | Delta Air Lines

Listener Feedback

Introducing Agent Plugins for AWS

Conferences

DevOpsDay LA at SCALE23x, March 6th, Pasadena, CA

Use code: DEVOP for 50% off.

Devnexus 2026, March 4th to 6th, Atlanta, GA.

Use this 30% off discount code from your pals at Tanzu: DN26VMWARE30.
Check out the Tanzu and Spring talks and trading cards on THE LANDING PAGE.

Austin Meetup, March 10th, Listener Steve Anness speaking on Grafana
KubeCon EU, March 23rd to 26th, 2026 - Coté will be there on a media pass.
DevOpsdays Atlanta 2026, April 21-22, 2026
DevOpsDays Austin, May 5 - 6, 2026
WeAreDevelopers, July 8th to 10th, Berlin, Coté speaking.
VMware User Groups (VMUGs):

Amsterdam (March 17-19, 2026) - Coté speaking.
Minneapolis (April 7-9, 2026)
Toronto (May 12-14, 2026)
Dallas (June 9-11, 2026)
Orlando (October 20-22, 2026)

SDT News & Community

Join our Slack community
Email the show: questions@softwaredefinedtalk.com
Free stickers: Email your address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com
Follow us on social media: Twitter, Threads, Mastodon, LinkedIn, BlueSky
Watch us on: Twitch, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok
Book offer: Use code SDT for $20 off "Digital WTF" by Coté
Sponsor the show

Recommendations

Brandon: Milestone Birthdays (iOS App)
Matt: Lupin on Netflix
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Two Guys and Their Tokens

Episode 561

February 27th, 2026

1 hr 30 secs

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About this Episode

This week, we discuss AI-assisted COBOL migrations, the OpenClaw Foundation, and AI killing Office. Plus, is TSA PreCheck Touchless the peak of airport efficiency?

Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 561

Runner-up Titles

• New’s not good

• He knows how to be retired

• Let Matt Cook

• We don’t have to worry about that Brandon

• You’re that guy

• The stock market feels reactionary

• Siri-Claw

• Foundation Washing

• Give me life-changing money and I’ll have a better take

• Why do I need to pay for power usage?

Rundown

• IBM is the latest AI casualty. Shares tank 13% on Anthropic programming language threat

• IBM Crashes 11% as Anthropic Threatens COBOL Empire

• Mechanical Orchard: Half Baked

• OpenClaw, OpenAI and the future

• This Is the Biggest Threat to Microsoft Office I've Ever Seen.

• LibreOffice Online: a fresh start - TDF Community Blog

• Linux 7.0-rc1 Released With Many New Features

Relevant to your Interests

• Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway announces it sold 77% of its Amazon

• they hacked CSS

• The A.I. Disruption We’ve Been Waiting for Has Arrived

• YOLO Travel Bookings

• This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby

• The Death of Spotify: Why Streaming is Minutes Away From Being Obsolete

• OpenAI resets spending expectations, tells investors compute target is around $600 billion by 2030

• Cloud and AWS cost consultant Duckbill expands to software, raises $7.75M for new Skyway platform

• Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums

• My smart sleep mask broadcasts users' brainwaves to an open MQTT broker

Nonsense

• GE Profile made a smaller version of its nugget ice maker that needs less counter space

• TSA PreCheck Touchless ID | Delta Air Lines

Listener Feedback

• Introducing Agent Plugins for AWS

Conferences

• DevOpsDay LA at SCALE23x, March 6th, Pasadena, CA

• Use code: DEVOP for 50% off.

• Devnexus 2026, March 4th to 6th, Atlanta, GA.

• Use this 30% off discount code from your pals at Tanzu: DN26VMWARE30.

• Check out the Tanzu and Spring talks and trading cards on THE LANDING PAGE.

• Austin Meetup, March 10th, Listener Steve Anness speaking on Grafana

• KubeCon EU, March 23rd to 26th, 2026 - Coté will be there on a media pass.

• DevOpsdays Atlanta 2026, April 21-22, 2026

• DevOpsDays Austin, May 5 - 6, 2026

• WeAreDevelopers, July 8th to 10th, Berlin, Coté speaking.

• VMware User Groups (VMUGs):

• Amsterdam (March 17-19, 2026) - Coté speaking.

• Minneapolis (April 7-9, 2026)

• Toronto (May 12-14, 2026)

• Dallas (June 9-11, 2026)

• Orlando (October 20-22, 2026)

SDT News & Community

• Join our Slack community

• Email the show: questions@softwaredefinedtalk.com

• Free stickers: Email your address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com

• Follow us on social media: Twitter, Threads, Mastodon, LinkedIn, BlueSky

• Watch us on: Twitch, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok

• Book offer: Use code SDT for $20 off "Digital WTF" by Coté

• Sponsor the show

Recommendations

• Brandon: Milestone Birthdays (iOS App)

• Matt: Lupin on Netflix

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